Man wrote a letter to a small hotel located in a small town on the Mediterranean, where it plans to stay during your vacation. He wrote:
"I would like to bring your dog. It is clean and well kept. Would you let it stay in my room at night?"
The owner of the hotel sent a reply immediately, which says:
"For many years I kept this hotel. I have never had occasion to steal dog towels, bedspreads, silverware or pictures of wall. Never I have not had to chase the dog in the night that was drunk and disorderly conduct . Never happened dog to escape without pay the bill. So that your dog is welcome at my hotel. And if it can not guarantee to you, you are also welcome. "